Born Again

If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.

— Jerry Falwell

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

— Dennis Miller

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they’d never been born the first time?

— Katherine Whitehorn

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

— Herb Caen

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