Planet

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’

— William S. Burroughs

My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilization, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can’t prove it, but you can’t disprove it either.

— Christopher Hitchens

God’s final message to his Creation: We Apologize For The Inconvenience.

— Douglas Adams

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