Sunday

A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.

— Thomas Ybarra

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

— Fred A. Allen

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

— Frank Sinatra

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